Funny Stuff

I got the funniest gift today! It was a custom music CD from the Principal of our school. Each track had a “special” title making it apply directly to our school. What an AWESOME idea! I’ll be listening to it and laughing the rest of the night.

Unofficial Irrigon Jr/Sr. High School Soundtrack

  1. Take a Chance on Me – Interview Committees
  2. Dressed for Success – New school clothes
  3. Kids in America – Without students there would be no school
  4. Eye of the Tiger – Teachers’ intuition
  5. Faber College Theme – Inspirational History Lectures
  6. Things That Make You Go Hmmmm . . . – Contents of the Junior High Lockers
  7. Smells Like Teen Spirit – Stinky locker rooms. Why don’t they take showers anymore?
  8. Cheeseburger In Paradise – The GREATEST lunch ladies
  9. Thank You For the Music – Best Band & Choir
  10. Thriller – Junior High Hallway Experience
  11. Baby, It’s Cold Outside – Snow days . . . just kidding
  12. The Money Song – Huge paychecks
  13. The Lion Sleeps Tonight – Naps during Faculty meetings
  14. Wanderer – Where is your Hall Pass?
  15. Hit Me With Your Best Shot – Dodgeball games in PE
  16. All Star – Teams for all seasons
  17. Step By Step – The writing process
  18. Everybody Wants to Rule the World – Student Council
  19. Respect – THE KEY INGREDIENT
  20. Picture Book – Yearbook Staff
  21. Should I Stay or Should I Go? – Committees, committees, & more committees
  22. Blowing in the Wind – Lunch duty in the springtime
  23. 99 Red Balloons – Prom decorations or a great math problem
  24. Wonderful World – Graduation requirements
  25. Summertime – June, July, & August

Rock On, IHS Staff!